People who know me know I'm a big fan of comic books, particulary Batman. Which is why I shouldn't be surprised that I found this with my mail yesterday:
It's a real life batarang. With sharp blades on the wings. And holes you can fit your fingers into and become Stabby McFisterson. Along with my new batmobile, its the first step to becoming a superhero.
I have a feeling it's from my landlord, who is really cool and would totally see this and think I would dig it (He'd be right). However, if it isn't my landlord, I may have to file a police report.
In other crimefighting news, I feel much better knowing that Ans keeps a tined kitchen utensil in her coat pocket for self-defense. You do NOT want to fork with her.