Pourtney's Complaint

Pourtney's Complaint: A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme desire to over-eat, play video games, and punch everyone in the metaphorical nuts.

It's not the DSM-IV TR, but it's coming to you soon in the DSM-V. (Trust Deuce, he's a Social Worker). Not to be confused with Portnoy's Complaint, this work will be slightly less sexually frustrated and by sad twist of genetics, definitely less Jewish. And because there will certainly be questions, "Pourtney" is an amalgamation of our real first names.

Anyway, welcome to our blog! Like the sub-title says, this is a pretty self-serving forum for us to vent and be schmoopy-whoopy in yet another public setting. Feel free to be a voyeur and snoop around. Comments and feedback are welcome and we may engage in dialogue, but not if you're acting like an asshat. We're not claiming to be infallible, so we don't need grammar and spelling lessons by commenters. Also, by no means do we bill ourselves as the authority on anything we write about, because really 90% of the time, we'll be talking completely out of our asses.

But remember, this blog is really just for us and ultimately, we don't give a shit about what you think (Of course, except you, Mom). Dealing with other people's crap is what we do for a living.